Luigi's Mansion 3 WITH LYRICS - [FLOSSTOBER 2020] - Brentalfloss

What if Luigi's Mansion 3... had lyrics? Join E. Gadd for another hip-hop spooktacular!

Beat by Dj Cutman ( @GameChops )
Mastering by Mustin ( @TheOneUps )

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Music based on themes composed by Shinobu Tanaka, Kazumi Totaka, Chad York,
and Darren Radtke

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LYRICS:

GHOSTS:
PLAN A GETAWAY, WE'RE INVITING YOU TO STAY
FOR SIX OR SEVEN NIGHTS AT LEAST
LAY YOUR SLEEPY HEAD ON A COMFY BED
WE'LL MAKE SURE YOU REST IN PEACE

E. GADD:
LUIGI, YOU SAVED ME, THANK YOU MY FRIEND
OH SHIT, WE DID IT AGAIN!
KING BOO, DEJA VU! WAIT, I KNOW WHAT TO DO, HERE:
ANOTHER TWIN WHO’S BRAVER THAN YOU
DIDN’T PEACH USED TO HAVE HER OWN PLANE? ‘CAUSE DAMN!
I NEVER SEEN A ROYAL PASSENGER VAN!

BUT HEY, YOU’RE IN LUCK, I BROUGHT A PORTABLE HUT
LUIGI, FOR GOD'S SAKE, STOP SCRATCHING YOUR BUTT!
GHOST BRAWLS ARE BACK, CRANK CALLS ARE BACK,
AND THE OMINOUS UNLIT HALLS ARE BACK
LONG FALLS ARE BACK, CRACKED WALLS ARE BACK,
AND THE BIG SHINY SUCKABLE BALLS... THEY’RE BACK!

GHOSTS:
THIS IS THE THIRD TIME YOU TOOK THE BAIT LUIGI,
WOW WHAT A REAL SMART GUY!
WE’VE GOT YOU NOW, WE’LL SHOW YOU HOW,
THIS TIME YOU’RE GONNA DIE!

E. GADD:
YOU GOTTA FIND THE HIDDEN DOORS, OPEN PANTY DRAWERS,
ROAM THE CORRIDORS, SHINY BUTTONS LET YOU INTO THE FLOORS, BUT WHEN YOU TAKE THE ELEVATOR YOU’LL BE WAITIN A WHILE,
BECAUSE IT’S MASKING THOSE LOAD TIMES MASS EFFECT-STYLE
BEFORE YOU PICK A FIGHT WITH DINOSAUR BONES,
GRAB SOME CHAOS EMERALDS AND INFINITY STONES?

THERE’S A RENT-A-COP HERE BUT HE DON’T WEAR SHOES,
‘CAUSE IN THIS HOTEL (ALL COPS ARE BOOS!)
SO BUST SHIT UP, AND BEAT SOME ASS!
IN CASE OF TOAD BREAK GLASS!
YOU'RE SUCH A WUSS! NOT A HERO AT ALL
BUT WHEN A BUILDING’S HAUNTED, WHO YOU GONNA CALL?

KING BOO:
SOON YOU WILL HANG IN MY GALLERY LUIGI,
YOU CAN BE SURE OF THAT!
BUT WHILE YOU'RE HERE, PLEASE BE A DEAR...
SUCK UP THAT FREAKING CAT!

E. GADD:
EXCUSE ME!,I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS:
WHAT IS THIS HOTEL? WHO IS IT FOR?
HOW IS THIS ENTIRE GARDEN THING ONLY ONE FLOOR?
HAVE ANY OTHER PEOPLE TRIED TO BOOK A ROOM?
AND TELL ME WHO DOES WHAT WITH THIS SEXY BROOM?
DO YOU HAVE AN INVESTOR? IS THERE PRINCIPAL OWED?
DID YOU EVEN GET A PERMIT? ARE YOUR BATHROOMS UP TO CODE?
DO YOU HOST GHOSTS, OR ARE GHOSTS JUST THE HOSTS?
WHAT WOULD MARIO SAY?

MARIO: ALL TOASTERS TOAST TOAST

E. GADD:
ANYWAY, LUIGI: LISTEN UP!
YOU’LL FIGHT MAGICAL GIRLS AND YOU’LL BATTLE KAIJUS,
PLUS A BIG SCARY FACE!
YOU KNOW, THE UGE

UPGRADE YOUR SUCKING! WOW, THAT'S BETTER
WAIT, NINTENDO MERCH? WOW, THAT'S META

POP MAGIC KEYS INTO KING BOO’S TONGUE
IT’S THINGS LIKE THIS THAT KEEP ME YOUNG

YOU'RE IN A HOTEL, WE CAN ALL AGREE
SO WHY'S IT CALLED "LUIGI'S MANSION THREE"?

CHORUS:
WELCOME TO A HOTEL NOT A MANSION
SUCH A GHOSTLY GLOW (SUCH A GHOSTLY GLOW)
NOT A MANSION THOUGH (NO, NO)
SCRATCHIN' YOUR BUTT IN A HOTEL NOT A MANSION
SUCH A QUEASY GUT (SUCH A QUEASY GUT)
SUCH AN ITCHY BUTT!

E. GADD:
LET'S TAKE IT HOME, NOW!

CHORUS:
THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO SAVE YOUR FRIENDS, LUIGI
YOU MUST PREVAIL SOMEHOW!
WORK WITH YOUR GOO, YES IT TAKES TWO
YOU STOPPED KING BOO FOR NOW

MARIO: LUIGI NUMBER ONE!

LUIGI: SO, CAN I BE IN THE HD REMAKE OF "SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE"?

MARIO: (LAUGHS) NO.